The first bus group don’t give change on their bus! That’s theft!

They take something that’s mine and then don’t give it back.

Worse still, they charge an akward amount (like £2.85) knowing fine bloddy well you won’t have it on you and that you’ll end up giving them a rounded up sum, which they promptly keep the proceeds of.

They are Bastards!


What would you do if someone cooked for you, cleaned for you and even gave you a house? But not just any house, a huge palace in the center of the busiest city in the world? In fact, not just one palace but several, along with some other large estates?

It would be great, wouldn’t it?

But what if the person who was funding this amazingly elaborate lifestyle came into some money trouble?

If it was me, I’d keep my mouth shut and hope all the great things didn’t get taken away from me. But not the Queen.

“My government is committed to helping families and businesses through difficult times.”

“My government will also bring forward proposals to…encourage people on lower incomes to save more by offering financial incentives.”

Thank you your majesty. Thank you for your kind help.

All this gives weight to my idea that the royal family should be a subscription service for those who want monarchy.

This makes the Goat aaaaaaAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGRY!!




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